- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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