How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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