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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Obama lin Baden.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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