A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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