- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Matthew Wyckoff

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??