What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Kevin and Ramin

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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