What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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