- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Immigration Laws

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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