- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

WOw you have no life

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

The New York Giants

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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