- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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