How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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