What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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