- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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