Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Anti Joke

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