- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOw you have no life

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

The New York Giants

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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