- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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