- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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