- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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