What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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everyone dislike this

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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