- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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