- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What stops a train? A missile

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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