- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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