- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

This is an anti- joke

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

antonis sister is mighty fine

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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