What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

I think everybody should have a penis.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

every cloud has a silver lining

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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