Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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No antijoke here.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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