- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I went to work today....

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??