Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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