- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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