- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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