Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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White men's rights

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Hi.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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