Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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