Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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