- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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