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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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