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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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