I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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