why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Matthew Baker

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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