- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Balls

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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