- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's just not right? Left

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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