Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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