- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's your blood type? Red.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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