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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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