How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Cheese

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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