- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A man did not like this site

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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