Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Matthew Baker

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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