- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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