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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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