- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Don't believe in Atheists.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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