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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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