Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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