if got a joke if fogot it

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's one plus one? two.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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