how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Anti Joke

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