- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Knock knock Go away

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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