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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Double-whammy

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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