A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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