Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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