What's long and black? A long and black object.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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