- Anti Joke

An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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