- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Penis chickens

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

I'm Polish.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Turkey Balls

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

I love you

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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