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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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