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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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